TRILLA Writes: Exposing Of Cle*vage: The New Fashion Trend In Ghana That Has Been Causing Unnecessary P*nile Er*ctions (Rootings)

Gone are days where our ladies used to cover seductive parts of their body but now they display them in the full glare of the public all in the name of fashion. Those days, it was very difficult to see ladies show more flesh because elderly women were acting as watchdogs.

Nowadays, you won’t see the elderly women putting the ladies to order due to some daunting traits exhibited by these ladies. Can you blame the ladies for showing more flesh lately? Fashion is very salient and dynamic so we all move with the flow.

Year in year out, there are new fashion trends that we adhere to and this is clearly evident that we have been Westernized as Ghanaians. In a more comprehensive manner, we have been sticking to the foreign culture when it comes to fashion.

In recent times, the outfits that are designed gives ample opportunity for ladies to expose their "distin". Notwithstanding exposing of cl*avges commenced few years ago by the Hollywood stars, it has now become a new fashion trend in Ghana.

Our female celebrities have incessantly been emulating their favourite Hollywood actresses, American female artists etc. Some of the celebrities who have been exposing their "distin" are Joselyn Dumas, Efya, Ahouf3 Patri, Nikki Samonas, Ebony, Moesha Boduong, Zynell Zuh etc. These female celebrities also have other ladies who look up to them in terms of fashion.

In view the above, exposing of cle*vage has now become the “ish” in Ghana. Most ladies have embraced it wholly which put their b0*b's shapes and sizes to light. From my perspective, I believe it makes them vivacious and effervescent. About 90% of the ladies have been showing their "distin" at events and that has been causing trouble for guys like me.

It is very difficult to ignore a “free show”, same way it is very difficult not to stare a lady’s cle*vage whiles it is in your face. I am just being candid and real. You will try very hard to ignore but challey you lie bad, you will want to spy again. Unlike poles are attracting.

This sends information from the brains to the p*nis causing unnecessary “rootings” (p*nile er*ctions). Controlling the hardness and firmness of the "langalanga" become a Herculean task. “Mbaa beku mb33ma ampa”. Men are naturally born promisc*ous but these things escalate our promiscuity to a different level.

Imagine you go for an event in a form of a dinner surrounded by ladies who have exposed their distin, my brother that evening you are going to have a neck problem, trust me. You will need Jesus to come down to help you resist the temptations confronting you.

For me, I have big eyes which are attracted to beautiful things so I have seen all types of distin physically and pictorially. According to research, staring of breasts by men prolong their lifespan. Good news?

In recent times, if you log on to Instagram, you will see ladies putting their b0*bs on display, #TheCle*vageEra. This festive season, we are going to see more cle*vages so guys please prepare otherwise your “rooting” will be too obvious.